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Who’s gonna be the Chosen One?
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37q:
37q:
meet cute prompt
these two people just constantly rotating groundhogs between Germantown and Sugarloaf for years
wow these groundhogs just keep looking the same but slightly older
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If I can recommend you do 1 low-effort thing for the love of God it is this:
Keep 5 cards in your pocket. One will say “yes”, the second will say “no.”
If you lose your voice, or lose speech, or want to make a dramatic embellishment at the right time, it is an elegant and efficient solution that is right there at hand.
But what if people question you from there? “Why do you have that card? Why would you do this? How long have you had that in your pocket?” For this, or whatever else they say, the third card: “I don’t have a card for that.”
“What the fuck,” they ask. They laugh. They are bemused. You bring the energy back down with the fourth card: “I have laryngitis. I’ve lost speech. My throat hurts”. Whatever you expect to occur.
The joke is over. Rule of threes. Now they are curious. YThey wonder about logistics. “How did you know I would say that? Is everyone so predictable?”
As a three-part bit, nobody ever sees the fifth card coming.
“I have powerful wizard magics.”
Gets them every time
On it boss!!
[id: a set of 5 UNO cards upon which has been written, “Yes”, “no”, “I don’t have a card for that”, “can’t talk right now 😢”, and “I have powerful wizard magics 🙂”. End id]
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Gotta talk about this cuz it’s too good
Notice how Miles has a mask and the full suit on while Pavitr doesn’t, while we know exactly what Miles looks like unmasked but this is the first time we saw Pavitr. That’s cuz this is Pavitr imagining and he doesn’t know what Miles looks like unmasked so this is the only way he can imagine him. They put so much thought in every single detail.
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Barbie (2023)
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the astarion sex god agenda is fully propaganda from Astarion, Himself. he’s been eating bugs in a dungeon and hasn’t felt a warm touch in 200 years. his badly constructed persona and hedonistic delight inspired by his newfound freedom does NOT fool me. I love him for who he is
people reblogging this saying astarion cries during sex. you’re so right for that.
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